THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be email emperor, you know? Sending out loads of crap every day, racking up those views. People would fall for it on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a has-been spammer, getting filtered by those pesky filters. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-thriving empire has crumbled. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are just